Stop Staring At My Border Collie Dog Beach Shorts

KEY FEATURES:

• Drawstring closure. 
• Elastic waistband with adjustable drawstring, the drawstring can be used freely adjustable tightness according to your waist medium length beach shorts with mesh lining. Suitable for special occasions such as Christmas, birthday, celebration, housewarming gift. 

PRODUCT INFORMATION:

• Kate fabric, high quality, quick-drying, breathable, lightweight, comfortable and skin-friendly fabric, can direct contact to skin..

PRINTS: Dye-sublimation printing

WASHABLE: Machine wash cold, only non-chlorine bleach when needed, hang dry, cool iron on reverse side or dry clean

PRODUCTION TIME: 3-6 Business Days

NOTE:    

– Since the size is manually measured, please allow a slight dimension difference from 1-3 cm.

 – Due to the different monitor and light effect, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.

The only fashion rule in stand-up comedy is that you shouldn’t wear shorts because they’re considered “unprofessional.” This never made sense to me. I’m allowed to make jokes about snapping dicks during sex, but I can’t wear a high-waisted denim short? It’s 90 degrees in New York right now—wearing jeans feels like a pants prison, so I choose to ignore it. Sue me! I think this sartorial mandate was made for men who wear cargo shorts. There is also a weird rumor that if comedians wear something too trendy or revealing, it will distract the audience from their jokes. Again, I’m not buying it. Chalk it up to my rule-breaking nature, but lately I’ve become more interested in being fashion-forward (I’ve been watching a lot of outfit transitions on TikTok, okay?). And conveniently, I got invited to my first fancy-pants New York Fashion Week show.